Don't you wish there were a more elegant way to spew the vitriol of your cranky soul? Locher's has found it. Each of their blouses feature such delicate phrases as "Good Luck, Motherf***er" (sans censoring, of course), "I like it rough," and "I really need a f**king coffee" (pictured above), rendered in dainty embroidery and beset with little flowery bits on 1940s-inspired designs.
I'm not sure I have the guts (or the budget - you're looking at around $75-80 each) to wear much of Locher's fare in public, but I may have to work on that.